“it’s already 22 percent at rush hour on Milwaukee Avenue, which runs through the hipster neighborhoods of Wicker Park and Logan Square.” —Reuters? You can do better!
“‘If this was a Harry Potter movie, liberals would put Justice Scalia on a wanted poster as undesirable number one,’ said Hatch.” —You know, I sorta thought Rowling was a no-no for Mormons.
“Back then, we just got drunk, got high, went in the studio, and made records. Like we still do.” —Props to David Drake for getting anything relevant out of Juicy J.