August 2011
THE UNASSUMING POST-STRUCTURALIST GIRL
South Brooklynite seeks someone darling: Twenty-three, female, short stature, long waves. Not looking for love but looking for something sweet. Or thrilling. More familiar with Derrida than Dewey, but I’m willing to learn. I like to balance Milan Kundera with Alan Moore and maybe Kanye. Proponent of performative gender. I’d like to go to the Bosie Tea Parlor, and I don’t need you to be an Ivy Leaguer. Brooklyn, but only of late. Who are you?
New favorite Tumble log. Much appreciated, Monsieur.
“Top stylists from New York to Hollywood told me their liberal clients are guiltily requesting the Bachmann Look.”
—…
Rapture
Antony and the Johnsons
“…it’s sort of a funny idea, people just floating away. But I kept thinking: What if it did happen?”
Sentences That Should Never Be
“…gang of modern _____ enthusiasts I know at Oberlin College…”
“So conservatives are betting that regular Americans are losing track of how much it costs to give them what they want.”
—Tax the poor.